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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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