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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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