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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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