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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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