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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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