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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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