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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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