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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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