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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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