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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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