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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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