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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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