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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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