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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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