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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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