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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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