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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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