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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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