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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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