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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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