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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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