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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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