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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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