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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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