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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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