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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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