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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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