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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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