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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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