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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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