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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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