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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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