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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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