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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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