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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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