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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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