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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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