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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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