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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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