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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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