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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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