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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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