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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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