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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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