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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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