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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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