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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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