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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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