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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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