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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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