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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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