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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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