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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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