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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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