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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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