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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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