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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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