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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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