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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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