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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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