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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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