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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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