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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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