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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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