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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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