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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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