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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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