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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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