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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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