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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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